There is a lot of trash on the internet, and we’ve reviewed dozens of articles claiming, “the best long hairstyles for men.” Invariably we find a bunch of celebrity photos ripped off the internet, and few real authors with names or faces, much less actual guys with long hair.

Some painful, some humiliating, we’re proud to present this graphically illustrated edition of long hair problems for men.

Time to take your hair game to the next level. One of the most effective ways to add shine to your long strands is with a little elixir called serum. This versatile product can tame frizz, add shine, and protect your hair from damage.