The Longhairs Library

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On this fine Christmas Eve we pay tribute to our favorite Longhairs of Christmas. We didn’t actually identify more than three Christmas Longhairs, but it’s highly doubtful any others would crack the top three.

You might not realize until the 10th or 15th swipe, by which point you’re overcome with white hot rage and a compelling desire to rip the hair from your skull or chop it off with a knife.

Every guy with long hair has a reason for it. Maybe it’s a statement, or a story, maybe it’s about his character and who he is. Maybe he just doesn’t like getting his hair cut. But there’s something about it for all of us.

Longhair veterans know all the ins and outs, but most novice longhairs don’t know where the hell to start. There are a few things every guy with long hair eventually figures out. The first thing you learn is that long hair comes with challenges. But you get wise, establish some best practices, maybe devise some crafty

Every longhair has been through it. And every aspiring longhair must make the journey.

Short hair at high speed, on the other hand…is just short hair. It looks the same at every speed, which is pretty boring to begin with.