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It honestly feels like it’s been six months. It’s not until I go back and review all the content from the “Grow With Moreno” series that I can fully appreciate how far my hair growth has come. As has been true with this entire series, the growth has happened not just with the hair, but also the mind, heart and soul.

I'm reaching out to you because my micro human is on the verge of throwing in the towel and chopping off his long locks!

On October 21, the ACLU of Texas filed a federal lawsuit against the Magnolia Independent School District outside of Houston, seeking an injunction to halt the enforcement of discriminatory dress codes.

Introducing the Master of Magical Mayhem! The Piledriver of Prestidigitation! The Ambassador of Kick-Your-Ass-Ador! He’s rising to the top, like the cream of the crop, presenting, the host of The Mane Event, The Shocker!

Zahab Khan accomplished something most people are physically incapable of: donating over five feet of hair to Children With Hair Loss, thus securing a Guinness World Records title for the most hair donated by an individual.

“Check out this company, they make hair ties for guys.” Like many of you, the first time I heard of The Longhairs, my homie Sean (you might know him as Elefante) used a similar phrase. I had no idea my friend’s simple recommendation would put me on a path to getting hired at The Longhairs.

Zahab Khan actually trips over her hair. Having grown it out for 17 years, her locks extend to six feet, three inches long—far longer than she is tall.

Most of us can remember when we started growing long hair, our last haircut, and the moment we decided on the long hair life.

Considering my father started experiencing male pattern baldness by age 30, I figured eventually I would start losing my hair. However, I didn’t imagine it would be hair loss from alopecia.

My name is El Chuckarino, and through years of diligent study and decades of life experience, I am the world’s leading authority on long hair in Marvel cinema and film.

It’s been a little over two years’ hair growth from a shaved head since the big donation at The Great Cut. It’s surreal how fast time has flown and now the hair is flying too. Directly into my mouth.

If you’re into email, you’re gonna love this show. In credible company with longhair executives GB Heidarsson and Dave Littlechild, today’s guest on The Longhairs podcast is Matt Vernhout, and Matt is a big time tech guy.