GET TANKED THIS 4TH OF JULY

Get tied, wrapped and tanked with a Longhairs Independence Kit. The biggest tank & hair ties package since the Magna Carta.

SEE THE KITS
Men's Navy Tank Top

The M4 Sherman

Men's White Tank Top

The M18 Hellcat

Women's Navy Tank Top

The Women’s Convoy

Introducing the Longhairs Independence Kit

Summer Tanks

Introducing the brand new Bound Shears Summer Tanks. Specially designed to get some sun on those cannons while you’re lighting off explosives and shotgunning 12 oz cans, though we’re not responsible for violations of local gun control ordinance. Guaranteed to get you tanked.

Men wearing tank top

The Old Glorys

Whether you’re grilling out, hucking cannonballs or living the boat life, you’re gonna need to tie your hair up this 4th of July. Get your pack of four hair ties: one for your hair, one for your wrist, and two in your back pocket for the girls who are jealous when they see yours.

Man wearing USA hair ties

USA Headwraps

If only the Framers of the Constitution had these while nationbuilding on those hot summer days in Philadelphia. Imagine hammering out the Constitution with sweaty hair in your face, no wonder it took them four months. Fortunately you won’t have that problem.

Man wearing a USA headband

Quick Draw Koozies

Just when you thought your holiday weekend couldn’t get any cooler…we go and do something like this. Whether you’re casually sipping or trying to polish off a 30-rack of Jolt Colas, The Quick Draw will keep your favorite beverage frosty from the first crack to the last slug.

Man with a personal beverage cooler

HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE 4th OF JULY WITH A LONGHAIRS INDEPENDENCE KIT

That’s right. The best deals on the most American men’s hair ties/headwrap/tank combo on either side of the Mississippi.

Men's Tank Top

Tanks

  • Emblazoned bound shears
  • Longhairs embroidered tag
  • .50 caliber guns not included
  • Guaranteed to get you tanked

Old Glorys

  • 4 superior men’s hair ties
  • Preferred by 5 out of 5 framers of the Constitution
  • These colors won’t run

Headwraps

  • Spandex/nylon blend
  • Wicking, breathable material
  • Lasting color won’t fade
  • Woven Longhairs tag

Koozies

  • 12 oz can or 16 oz bottle
  • Keeps beverage cold even while hair whipping
  • Emblazoned with the Longhairs insignia

Perfect For…

The Magna Carta

The Shotgun Willie

The Roman Candle

Don’t leave your house this 4th of July without adorning yourself with the red, white and blue, and don’t risk your hair while lighting off explosives.

Tie it, wrap it, and tank it up with the most ultra patriotic men’s hair ties package in the world.

GET TANKED THIS 4th OF July

The Independent

$22

  • Single Tank
Tank Up

The Double Barrel

$40

  • Pick 2 Tanks
  • Plus FREE Shipping!
Get Some

The Patriot

$31

  • Single Tank
  • 1 Pack Old Glorys
  • FREE Shipping!
Bombs Away
Order By:
SUNDAY, JUNE 25
11:59 PM California
FOR GUARANTEED DELIVERY BEFORE
4th of July weekend
(in the US)

**All Women’s Tank Orders Will Ship on Monday, June 26**

 

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

If you’re ever not 100% satisfied with your Longhairs products, we’ll return or replace it at no cost to you.