Longhairs Strike Mission to Austin

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And Your Questions Answered

Yo Longhairs!

At the time of this post, your boys El Moreno and El Rubio are en route to a classified, strategic, tactical drop zone strike mission to the Lone Star State, and it’s capital city of Austin.

First, hats off to all you longhairs in Texas who have been tuning in, making it the #2 longhair state in the union in terms of website visitors and Hair Ties For Guys shipments. We see ya boys!

During our 1301 mile drive from San Diego we took some time for this week’s post, where we bring you into the Subaru, talking ‘cross country driving, the great state of Texas, and taking long hair questions from our Instagram and YouTube channels.

Questions you’ll hear us answer:

  • I’m growing it out. Should I trim the sides?
  • What shampoo and conditioner should I use?
  • How do I deal with the curly-hair frizz?
  • Why is my hair thinning?
  • How do I deal with kids picking on me as a young lad with long hair?

Plus we’ll kick it off with a colorful recap of the first mishap that occurred on our trip at a certain US Border Patrol inspection station.

Don’t miss this one boys. And don’t mess with Texas.

Comments

  1. Enjoyed the podcast. Very eventful and good times. Happy to hear that the universe you had your back at the checkpoint. Awesome that you guys helped people out by answering their questions with really good answers and advice. Mad respect for the kid that’s growing his hair out. You would think the school would have anti-bullying policy. Maybe you could ask the mom that and maybe that would help her and the kid out. Good to hear you made the hair ties for guys version 2. They sound really sick and appreciate you and your crew on improving them by listening to the comments of people who used them. I got a pack of the Old Glorys and enjoying them and will for sure buy some more. Wish I could be there down in Austin but have little gas money. Maybe next time or I’ll hit the 619 in the future and check out the HQ.

    Will you guys be making another Longhairs t shirt or will it be a different design if you do decided to make the shirts? Appreciate everything you guys do for us long hair brothers and have a fun and safe trip. Hit up 6th Street and congrats to Jeffrey and hope he and everyone else has a fun bachelor party. Thanks again and have an awesome trip.

    1. Possibly the best comment ever posted on this website. You obviously listened all the way through the podcast, and we are pumped you enjoyed it! We did hit up 6th Street, and effectively purged Jeffrey of all bachelorhood, sending him home a broken, weeping, shell of a man begging for mercy and forgiveness.

      Thanks again man!

  2. Gentlemen! I’m an FNG and this is my first post.

    I just joined today as a guy who is at mid-to-late stage “awkward hair” (can just *barely* tie it in the back) and wondering if it’s worth all the hassle. I’m SO glad I found your site!

    I got here doing an internet search for hair ties specifically for MEN. Next thing you know, BOOM – here I am! =^D

  3. Yo, good podcast boys! But just FYI Brazilian blow out is a keritain treatment, however you spell that, but it actually just puts a whole bunch of natural oils in your hair that you have sit in your hair followed by useing some good shampoos, ain’t no Pauly d shit lol good way to bring your hair back if it’s dead and a good way to tame it for those wavy boys like me!

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