Get TANKED This 4th of July

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Get Tanked & Rock The Locks This 4th of July

It’s on the horizon team: the biggest summer kickoff holiday weekend permitting the widespread use of explosives on American soil. We wouldn’t let ya go out there unprepared.

Introducing the M4 SHERMAN and M18 HELLCAT Summer Tanks. Specially designed with your guns in mind for this 4th of July.

And while your mane will be gallantly streaming this Independence Day, whether you’re grilling out, hucking cannonballs or living the boat life, at some point you’re gonna need to tie it up.

We’ve got ya covered with three new ways to wear your long hair under the rocket’s red glare, capped off with how to tie Willie Nelson braids.


Time To Get TANKED

Since you asked, of course we’re offering a mega blockbuster smash hit deal on the most epic hair tie/headwrap/tank combination package since 1776.

SHOW ME THE DAMN TANKS
 

Comments

  1. Yeah! The QUICK DRAW COOZIE! The hairstyles are great too. And gotta get me one o’ them tanks.

  2. excuse me sirs, but i,n my country the national celebration becomes at july 4th,continues the 11 ( canadian day), the 14 ( french day) and finishes the 21 with our national day
    but our colours are black, yellow, and red….as our “national church”: beer drinking !!!

  3. I guess Christmas came early this year. We just got our order from you guys. So excited I almost peed my pants. The women’s tank is so soft I can hardly wait to put it on. And I may have to do the unthinkable and borrow my son’s hair ties and headbands because they look so freakin’ awesome. I am super impressed by the quality and design, after years of searching for things for his hair and being let down. We are blown away by the detail in the images on the hair ties, even he made a mention of how “cool they look.”
    Thank you guys so much!!

    1. Author

      So great to hear and stoked you guys are so pumped! Let us know how the hair ties perform for Samson.

  4. I just received my head wraps just in time for our trip down to the Gulf Coast near Pensacola, Florida. Here we come!!!

  5. now, in Europe, we are july the fourth, and i drink my coffee to your health, bros
    and that of your comic performer named Donald trump…..lol

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